What glittering jewels of economic ignorance we have endless armies of each one blowing hot gas out of their pie-holes while themselves being the greediest pig eyed oinkers of them all. Are you jerks aware of the fact that jerks like you whining about CEO salaries got the Populist pea brains in Congress to pass a law that prevented a company from writing off as an expense much of these “outrageous” salaries that are none of your business in the first place. So now a corporation who paid it’s CEO 25 million in salary would only be allowed to use 1 million of that as an expense. This being ridiculous idiocy on the part of morally omnipotent busybodies such as yourselves gave rise to the use of other forms of compensation such as stock options, special pensions, and yes “golden parachutes” as these allowed the Corporation the offset to revenue that any expense should do automatically. The masses of you asses caused this system of perverse incentives to exist with your brainless bellowing to Congress to do something about it, which Congress obliged. That between Congress and you economic illiterates there is not enough collective business sense to qualify you morons to run a LEMONADE stand but you retards end up passing the laws that govern the businesses in manners that do nothing but screw things up and make problems worse via Government action and yet you still don’t get it. Fine then let’s just do this then: From now on Barney Frank will decide how much money every single American will be paid each year and that includes you pigs to, so from now on we will never again have to fear evil Corporations doing as they please in a free market with the profit that they have earned. Barney Frank will outlaw all profit ending greed, as we know it and paying us all whatever he decides is enough for us to make, and no more CEOs will get any big bonuses ever again. No profits will see to an end to the collection of any taxes by the government on those profits that raked in trillions of dollars for Congress to poop off. Not to worry, as Barney Frank will just order the money necessary to pay for everything to be printed up as needed and all will be well, and all will be well and all manner of things will be well. I can only pray that the Pharmaceutical Companies are able to find a cure for stupidity before you A-holes manage to do away with Capitalism, Prosperity and Liberty entirely.

People as stupid as you are don’t deserve to be paid even half of whatever it is that you earn so I hope congress passes a law to end the overpayment of the stupid at once. This would be cause for you to squeel like the pigs that you are at the unfairness, anti-liberty, un-American actions by the same Congress you demand do the very same thing to some other fellow Americans like the hipocritical mental migdets that you are. How pathetic.